Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Sex and the Pretty (And Pretty Ugly) PART 4

Poor Jennifer Hudson. Being cast in Sex and the City: The Movie is probably any young actresses dream, especially after winning an Oscar and having the added pressure of the world wondering what your follow-up film is going to be. JHud must have been ecstatic.

That was probably, of course, before she realized two things: 1) her part in the movie was totally superfluous and 2) she had to carry around some DAMN ugly arm candy

Patricia Fields, I have to ask: did you scour the earth to find the ugliest bags possible for JHud to carry around during the movie? If so, congratulations! You've succeeded with flying colors.

What: Louis Vuitton Denim Patchwork Bowling Bag
Where: On JHud's arm when she meets Carrie for the first time
How Much: Available on Bag Borrow or Steal for the low price of:
Member Pricing $202.00/week or $595.00/month
Guest Pricing $208.00/week or $619.00/month
Verdict: The perfect bag for blind farmers, but only if you get the matching suspenders

What: Chanel Fringe Flap Bag
Where: JHud carries at some point
How Much: Available on Bag Borrow or Steal for the low price of:
Member Pricing $202.00/week or $595.00/month
Guest Pricing $208.00/week or $619.00/month
Verdict: Perhaps it would be appropriate as a Christmas tree ornament?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Sorry Shannah,

I'm going to have to disagree with you here. I love that second bag that J-Hud carried. It was very cute, obedient, and could sit and roll over on demand. In a true sense of the word, WOOF.