The Meh, The Bad, and the Fugly: Miu Miu Fall Bags at Saks

Normally this feature is called "The Good, The Bad, and the Fugly," but today I've had to resort to "The Meh" in place if "The Good". Why? Because there are NO good bags in Miu Miu's fall collection recently posted on Saks. Nothing jumps out at me and screams "buy me please!" How uninspiring.

THE MEH

I like the weave, but the bag is pretty run of the mill

Large Intreccio Woven Tote

$1,595

I can't help but see a Shar Pei

Matelasse Top Handle Tote
$1,550

Kinda cute, kinda jester hat

Vitello Patch Wristlet
$650


THE BAD

I hate patchwork, always. The colors are kinda pretty; I'd buy it if it were $1,200 less

Nappa Patch Hobo
$1,250

I'm obsessed with the shape. The patchwork? Not so much

Nappa Patch Tote
$1,420

THE FUGLY

Sinful. Shape is HORRID. Handles are waytooshort. Normally I'm a fan of black and brown together, but this looks like a second grader cut up pieces of leather and glued it.

Shine Colour Bowler Bag
$1,240

Perhaps if I was dressing up as a tree for Halloween

Nappa Patch Petals Satchel
$1,240