Monday, May 19, 2008

seriously now?

dear judith leiber,

what in god's name are you smoking. please hand over your Bedazzler.

you cannot continue this charade of calling yourself a designer. gluing crytals into some hideous eye-sore best left to thai restaurants,

children's birthday parties,

or some poor contestant from best in show,
is the very antithesis of societal, much less fashionable, contribution. can you honestly imagine a woman approaching another woman at a dinner party to say "DARLING i just LOVE your pineapple! if you paid anything less than $5495 for it, honey, you're a fool!"
i thought so.

yours very untruly,
emilie

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