The Epitome of Laziness

Apparently Fendi has run completely out of ideas. Maybe this is a good thing considering the results when they try to be creative.

But still, however ugly some of Fendi's bags are, at least they are original. At least they show that someone put in some thought, no matter how unfortunate and twisted those thoughts may be. At least Fendi was pretending to still have a point of view.

Well, they're not pretending any longer. Meet Fendi's new creation, the Paint-Your-Own-Baguette.
This is the deal: buy the bag, which comes with 10 markers. Decorate the bag yourself. Stay within the lines - they are your friends. TA-DA, your very own original Fendi.

You would think that a small crappy white canvas bag would come cheap, but no, you still have to shell out $1,300 to buy this baby. I don't know about you, but I stress out enough over a $20 Made-By-You plate; I would certainly not feel comfortable putting my (completely non-) artistic touch on something that costs 65 times more.

So unless you're richer than god and think nothing of flushing gobs of cash down the toilet, I would advise against purchasing this bag. To put it mildly.

(Available at eluxury)