Tuesday, October 28, 2008

An Open Letter to Marc Jacobs

Dearest Marc:

Perhaps it's time for me to share with you some of my key purchase criteria when I'm in the market for a new bag. There is one in particular that I feel you should know.

When looking for my next purchase, I generally try to avoid bags that remind me of the time I spent in prison. Therefore, your Striped Jersey Shopper just isn't going to work for me.

My Heartfelt Regards,
Shannah
[Editor's Note: Just in case you didn't pick up on it, that was sarcasm. I've never been to prison. Available for $80 at Net-A-Porter]

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