Bags for Bitches

so apparently vogue is saying "so long, structure. this fall, bags have more in common with the haute-to-tote reusable grocery sack"

i'm confused. how is this a good thing? especially when you consider what they photographed as their example:
sorry, i couldn't find it on the actual webpage for loewe. but i can tell you that it's $8000.

now look, i love ostrich; i have a coin purse made of that exact material in that exact color. but i can't even put into words how much i DETEST the look of these bags. there's absolutely no thought put into them - loewe might as well have taken a rectangle of gorgeous material and cut out a swath in the middle to make straps and called it a day. oh, and then stolen the padlock idea from chloe. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i'm so FRUSTRATED!!!! and IRATE!!!!

gasp. air. i need a stiff drink.